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Check out this video for 10 Survival Tricks that can Save Your Life:

Okay, this is just awesome. I’ve heard stories of this done, but haven’t tested it until now.

This really works!

All you need is a Master Pad Lock, a Beer Can, and Practice!

Enjoy the video:  Click here to read more…

We’ve all been there.  Standing out side in the cold waiting for a locksmith to come because someone stupidly locked their keys in the car.

No other time do you wish you had the skills of Jason Bourne to pick the locked door and get the keys.

Now with some practice, you’ll be able to do just that.

For this all you’ll need to is small wooden wedge and a long piece of metal.  Watch the video below for further directions:

If you are abducted and trapped inside the trunk of a car, you can easily escape using one of these 3 methods of escaping the trunk of a car.

But first, if your hands are bound, you’ll need to free your hands. Look at these posts for more information on how to unbound your hands:

How to Escape from Handcuffs in 15 Seconds

How to Escape from Zip Ties

Once your hands are free, now it’s time to escape.  Click here to read more…

If you ever find yourself in a sinking car, use the techniques in this video to save your life and the lives of your passengers.

For those of you who don’t have the time to watch the video this is a quick summary. If your car is sinking in water, due to the pressure you will not be able to open the door.

You will need to break the window. However, once again, due to the pressure, this will be more difficult than you might think.

There are two proven techniques to easily breaking a car window when you are submerged.

Option 1- Lie on your back in your back seat with your two fee resting against the window. Then with all your power, kick the front part of the window with both feet. This is the weakest part of the window.

Option 2- Buy a device specifically designed to easily break a car’s window and keep it in your vehicle for emergencies. One such device is called, Center Punch.

It is rare, but it has happened before.  You leave your hotel with your keycard for just a second and your child locks the chain lock and refuses to unlock it.  You need to get inside that room but you don’t want to kick down the door.

This is how you unlock a hotel room chain lock with just a rubberband:

Getting locked out of your house sucks! Instead of breaking a window which will cost money to replace, try this method of unlocking your garage door from the outside.

The concept is simple enough but will take some time to practice. You get a coat hanger, slide it in from the top of the door, take hold of the emergency latch with the hook, and pull Click here to read more…

If you ever need to break into a small portable electric safe because you forgot the combination, try what is known as the bounce method.

The idea behind this is simple.  Many cheaper electronic safes do not have counterweights for their locks.  What that means is if you drop the safe a short distance while trying to open it when it lands, the door will open.   Click here to read more…

For years I’ve wondered the answer to this question. Finally the question has been answered.

The answer to this question depends on the gun being used. We will answer this question for three popular types of guns: hand guns, long range rifles, and shotguns.

Hand Guns:
Most hand guns like the 9mm will penetrate the water up to 7 feet.

If you are deeper than 8 feet, you probably be safe from someone who is firing at you from outside of the water with a handgun.

Long Range Rifles:
Bullet travel much faster when fired from a high powered rifle than a handgun Click here to read more…

It’s finally here! The new and updated book which entirely focuses on: “How to Make Money While Living in Thailand” for $9.95

Over half the emails we receive asks us the same question over and over,

“I want to live in Thailand, but I don’t know how to make money while living in Thailand.”

Unfortunately, for most, this is one of the toughest parts to figure out.

That is why we’ve created this book.

This book will teach you the money making strategies we have been using for years.  You’ll learn how to make money from your laptop with minimal effort and time so you’ll be able to enjoy life in paradise.

“What makes this different from all those other “quick rich” books out there?”

This question is easily answered:

  • This is not a fucking quick rich book, so get that out of your head!
  • You will not make one million dollars a year with KoT Money!
  • You won’t even make $10,000 a month with this book!

We don’t even promise that you’ll make one dollar.  Yep, that’s right.  We promise nothing…


Well, it’s simple.  If all you do is sit on your ass and not follow through with anything, you’re better off with a 9 – 5 job which requires doing nothing beyond the minimum.

If the above describes you, reading a website is probably the closest you’ll ever get to living in paradise.

KoT Money will take some effort on your part…not much…but some.


If you follow our money strategies with a minimum of two hours a day in the first couple of weeks, you will make money.  Most people using these strategies are making anywhere from $500 – $2,000 a month!

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Today we introduce you to the KoT Money Package,

Secrets to Making Big Money With: Ebay, Freelance Writing, Photography and Elance

This book is a collection of making strategies that people use around the world to create a lifestyle which frees them from the normal 9 -5 desk job.

The money making strategies held in this book don’t require a college degree or any kind of previous writing experience.  All you need is a high school level of understanding English, basic computer skills, and the desire to make money.

If you have those three things, this book will teach you how to make money on the internet in more easy ways than you could ever have imagined.

This book is divided into 9 parts each with a different method of making money:

  • Introduction
  • Part 1: The Rich World of Outsourcing
  • Part 2: Ninja Method of Working Without Working
  • Part 3: How to Start an eBay Empire from Thailand
  • Part 4: How to Make Money on the Internet by Taking Picture
  • Part 5: Make $500 a Month with iWriter
  • Part 6: Become Financially Free by Blogging
  • Part 7: How to Make $20 in 20 Minutes with Fiverr
  • Part 8: Squidoo & Hubpages – Make Residual Income Forever
  • Part 9: Bonus Chapters
    -How to Get a Virtual Assistants for Less Than $100 a Month
    -How to Look Like You Are an Expert Writer in No Time
    -My Personal Job Proposals to Guarantee Success

As they say in our world,

“Excuses are over, it’s time to make money and live in paradise!”

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When I was living in Thailand, I constantly tested myself trying to find the new answers to this very important question,

“If I only worked a couple hours a day, how could I make an additional $1,000 from my laptop?”

This book answers that question and more!

I never had any interest in working a 9 – 5 job.  I did that once and wanted to blow my brains out every morning when my alarm woke me up at 5:00am.

So I made a change, I flew to Thailand with nothing but a few items of clothing and a laptop.

I’m not going to lie, at times it wasn’t easy.  This was mainly due to lack of preparation and guidance on my part.  Some months were tougher than others as I had to weed my way through finding different ways on how to make money with a laptop over the internet.

The problem is, I really had no idea if the online “money making experts” were really legitimate or if they were just selling another useless product or service.

I wanted to hand pick people I knew who are making money because I’ve met them.  I sat down with them and deconstructed exactly what they were doing, how they are doing it, what was a waste of time, what isn’t a waste of time, what works, and what doesn’t work.

Once I did this, I tested it

If it worked for me, I’d recommend it to friends and family.  If they made money with the same minimal effort as I, then it was further tested until the process was as close to an exact science as possible.

The point is, whether you just want to make an extra thousand dollars a month or you want to leave behind the rat race to live in paradise, this shit actually works!

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Is This Information Completely Unique and Never Before Seen?
Some of it yes…some of it no.  If you spend the next year of your life learning about each KoT Money package and even more time with trial and error, you’ll probably be able to get the “gist” of it on your own.


“Why reinvent the wheel needlessly?”

Why waste your time when you don’t have to.  We have already put in the long hours and hard work so you don’t have to.

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How Much Does it Cost?

We don’t have the time nor the patience to come up with anymore of a fancy sales pitch.

Special: Buy an Instant Download copy of this book for $9.95 or a printed version for $14.95 on Amazon

For those of you who are interested, you’ll probably agree that this is a very fair price.

For those of you who disagree, f**k off!

Relax, of course I’m joking about that last part 🙂

And if you are offended, get the hell off our website.  You are far too uptight for this lifestyle.

For all you others…

See you in paradise!
-Gods of Thailand